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lizdexia:

party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape

Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.

1. Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
2. Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
3. 1985 | Bowling for Soup
4. Bad Day | Daniel Powter
5. Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
6. Crazy in Love | Beyonce
7. Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
8. The Reason | Hoobastank
9. Hey Ya | Outkast
10. My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
11. The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
12. Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
13. She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
14. Work It | Missy Elliott
15. White Flag | Dido
16. Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
17. Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
18. Milkshake | Kelis
19. Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
20. Mr. Brightside | The Killers
21. Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
22. So Yesterday | Hilary Duff

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freckles-galore:

It gets tiring making pretend that I’m happy about being single all the time. Sometimes I just wanna be like, “Actually it would be super sweet to have a boyfriend but clearly I’m just not likable enough or something. But ANYWAY.”

moment of weakness.

done.

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hannahstrohman:

The last one’s the best.

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When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about puberty so I was freaking out. I literally started crying and screaming and I thought it was going to fall off and that I was going to have to go to the hospital and oh my god I think I can honestly say that it was probably the most terrifying thing I have ever experienced. So then my brother runs in and sees me and starts laughing uncontrollably so I start crying even harder because he used to only laugh at me when something really bad was happening to me and he called my other brother in there and they were both laughing and I was screaming at them to stop laughing while I was crying and asking them what it was and ugh it was terrible. So then when they calmed down they told me that it was a super power I had and all the boys in our family had it and that I just needed to learn to control it but I couldn’t talk about it with anyone but them because when you have super powers you can’t tell anyone or you’ll get jealous villains. So I kept my secret and I spent so long trying to control those powers and I got so frustrated because I couldn’t get it to come back no matter how hard I tried. Then a couple weeks later I got it again (when I wasn’t trying) and I was walking around the house all proud like “oh everyone look at my powers I got it” and my mom saw it and almost screamed and then she explained the truth to me it was really disappointing.

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samkinggg:

I’ve never needed this on my dash more than I do right now.

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always relevant

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I only like my dog.


"Believe me, if you were lying beneath the waves, my beloved, I should follow you there to be drowned in the waves beside you" - Ovid (Metamorphoses)

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